My EYE!!!!
OK so this cracked me up to no end! Tony was looking at some BS on his laptop so I ran to the fridge and grabbed a big old blob of Ketchup and then ran to the bathroom...I slathered it up good on my eye and face and then slammed my fist to the bathroom door and then ran out with my "bloody face". He fucking punched my forearm so hard, and still doesn't think it's funny (yet he loves Scare tactics)...Ok I always take it a bit far, but this one was funny as hell ( and I think that he was just upset that he didn't rip my eye out)
Damn I'm awesome!
Sidenote: I kept harping on him -- (to his credit I am THE most accident prone person ever)...But this was the best fake hurt to date...I will try again in the next few weeks I'm sure ... but he did stop hitting me finally and realized that it was awesome and finally smiled. He does love me, it just isn't constant - I guess.
I so Love Tony -- and thanks for putting up with my BS..I will scare him until we are 90 (Ok he will be 90 and I will be 87...)
